"i'm a carefree, range-riding, drifting cowpoke."
ABOUT ME:

im CLYDE, at least that's what people call me.
entp | 7w6 | scorpio | nursing student | any pronouns


Welcome to my website.

I'm a pretentious asshole and have an interest in all things fiction and nonfiction. Here you will see amateur philosophy, theory, mania, and literary/film analysis (maybe).

I love analog notes, routine, and fine arts. I take my coffee black with no sugar and drink lots of hot tea. Love planes. I keep a commonplace book + try my best to write soliloquies.

I took art classes for seven years straight and now I want nothing to do with it for my actual career.

If you'd like to imagine me in your head, I'm a bit short. I wear black, faded cowboy boots and denim jacket of the same description and have two dogs.

I do art + write music and like all sorts of fiction and nonfiction. Nice to meet you.


Here's some extra stuff about me now.

☆ interact often and you will become my best friend even if i'm not yours in return. you will be my best friend. and i may be your worst enemy.

☆ I play guitar. I love black coffee. And partying even though it's probably destroying my insides. I love to read books while nested up in a corner.

☆ I'd like to study religion more in my free time, and it is particularly the reason why I'm agnostic. I find religion and its ideas interesting and respectable, even if it's the lack thereof. Religion, philosophy, past experiences, morals and values, and all of those things adding up to how a single person thinks? To me it's like finding the basis of how they perceive and interact with the world. I can't tell if I sound pretentious right now and I'm hoping not. I just really like that stuff. That would be another one though.

☆ Sometimes I can't tell if I'm being pretentious. Tell me if I am, or if I'm mansplaining. Usually I can catch it. I'm sort of purposefully not holding back in this blog stuff though.

☆ I don't know if people can tell but I am enthusiastic about large discussions or even debates. I may post paragraphs upon paragraphs in response to a bulletin or blog about a silly idea or one-off opinion just because exploring those things is super fun for me. If you don't like it you are free to tell me, "shut up you're being an ass," or something along those lines, it won't offend me at all. In fact I love open communication to ensure that everyone is comfortable.

☆ ask me about random bullshit and i will lose my mind and talk for hours until we're off-topic by the end of the conversation. I also love to listen.

☆ I go by Alex or Clyde, but call me anything you want with any pronouns you feel. I truly don't mind. I accept names based on how certain people or groups feel about me, so if you feel a way about me that cannot be described... name me!

☆ Thanks for reading about me!

heed my warnings:

☆ Sometimes I delve into adult or dark topics! I don't interact with minors.

UPDATES:

JULY 7, 2025: Tweaks.
- NAV on every page updated to match home page (I should probably change it to have a single place to edit it, but I'm kind of a lazy idiot).
- 'About Me' page and 'Links' page integrated onto home page.


APRIL 2, 2025: Complete overhaul.
- Sarcophagus section added.
- Side columns overhauled (it was all my Spacehey stuff, you can find it there).

NOV 17, 2023: It's 4AM EST. I added a diary in the dump.

NOV 15, 2023:
- Changed the scrollbar and chatbox theme! I think they look pretty cute now.
- I also removed most of the headers from the pages. I thought they weren't needed.
- Oh and I added a GUESTBOOK for more permanent comments than the chatbox!

NOV 14, 2023: NEW BULLETIN (+ about me fun facts, change font on bulletin & blog)

NOV 7, 2023:
- ENTIRE WEBSITE FINISHED WITHIN 3 DAYS.
- I don't know if that's fast or not. Is it? There aren't that many frills or cool things on the site, I think it's pretty bare bones. The coolest thing I have on here is the zoom class on some of the images I use.
- oh! if anyone knows how to:
make tabs (like on the literary/analysis blog) automatically display the first tabs contents
please tell me in the chatbox to the right!

NOV 6, 2023:
- All Blog pages finished.
- Bulletin created.
- Today was slow going.

NOV 5, 2023:
- Neocities account created for the first time ever.
- Home and About pages finished.
- This marks the beginning of my weeklong Neocities journey.